What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 02:27
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
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Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”