What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 07:09

No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
What does pompano fish taste like?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?
Just Forget it!
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
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Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
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So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.