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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

What does pompano fish taste like?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

Just Forget it!

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Sean Combs Complains to Court Sketch Artist - Newser

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

After fifty years of trying, science has created the toughest diamond on Earth in a laboratory - Earth.com

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Kharkiv hit by ‘most powerful attack’ of entire war, mayor says, as Russia pounds Ukraine again - CNN

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nelly Korda coaxes in final birdie, overcomes front-nine 40 to stay in U.S. Women's Open mix - NBC Sports

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Solar Storms Are Pushing Elon Musk’s Satellites Back to Earth - Gizmodo

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Tour players, a 17-year-old and a dentist among those who qualify for U.S. Open on Golf's Longest Day - NBC Sports

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

What are some common historical misconceptions?